We have the first amendment! Nothing like that can ever happen here.ĭwight: What? You mean like forcing somebody to shut up if you disagree with what you say? Bernice, this is America. Alex: Enough! Come on! We should find something good! Kaylee: How about this one, babe? Edgar: Facebreaker? Dwight: Looks kinda like a Ready 2 Rumble clone. EA’s shameless attempt to copy Midway’s Ready 2 Rumble Boxing. Believe it or not, it’s actually a stellar game… compared to the third R2R game. Edgar: You call pumping out the same schlock yearly “doing no wrong”? Clerk: You call yourself a gamer? You look like you should be studying for a math test! Alex: Do you want the sale or not? Clerk: Hey, I’m just giving my opinion here, Mac. Don’t trouble me for my freedom of speech! Alex: Here’s the cash for the game! We good? Yeah? Cool. Clerk: You kids are better off playing Mortal Kombat! Dwight: We already have that. Clerk: You don’t know what a real game is! EA is corporate trash! I wish I had friends. Alex: So, whose getting their ass thumped first? Dwight: Watch it be you. Alex: What makes you so sure of that, Mr. Arrogant? Because you’re always playing a video game? I don’t ever see you without a controller in your hands! I mean, when’s the last time you went bowling with us? Bernice: We haven’t been bowling since November, dude. Edgar: So, nobody’s played this game before? How do we unlock the characters? Dwight: Judging by how it’s a fighting game, probably play through the game and unlock them by winning. Now, let’s get home and break this bad boy in. Act 2 Dwight: Son of a bitch! Alex: Dude, we haven’t even gotten to play yet! Don’t break that! Kaylee: Here… Slam this! Dwight: I’m fine. Morgan: Why unlock the characters? Let’s just play with what we have. Dwight: Ya know what? I’m down with that. I’m the dude that looks like Heavy from TF2! Morgan: His name’s Molotov. Paul: The sheer intensity of the beatings in this game is what makes it worthwhile.
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